i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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