Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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