Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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