His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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