Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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