Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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