where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
