I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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