He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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