going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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