is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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