Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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