Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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