I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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