My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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