nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
