there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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