try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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