he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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