I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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