Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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