She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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