She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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