you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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