fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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