Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
