Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
