She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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