508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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