I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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