Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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