Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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