i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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