Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Randomize