I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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