Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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