She's JV to your varsity
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Randomize
