oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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