What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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