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Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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