Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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