apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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