Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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