I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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