..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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