Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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