just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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