You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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