Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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