question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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