I like my sex mixed with concussions.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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