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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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