Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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