Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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